As many frustrated fans have pointed out online, much of the official Guardians of the Galaxy merchandise leaves out Gamora, one of the movie’s five titular Guardians, played by Zoe Saldana. Though Gamora has an equal amount of screen time as her male colleagues, and Saldana is second-billed after Chris Pratt, Gamora is mysteriously absent in some egregious ways.
Depressing shit man :/
now you have a transparent picture to drag to the inbox button to make it look like you have messages
this is the saddest thing i have ever seen
Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
Oh man just wait until you see Spy Kids 4
These mini prints are illustrations for my short werewolf-ish, alchemy-punk comic, Bleeding Heart! You can pick up your own mini print pack by supporting the Bleeding Heart Kickstarter!!
Only FOUR MORE DAYS to go in the campaign! Woo!
the mercs go to number one shoe warehouse to update their loadouts. scout sees some heelys that would go really neat in a set they have planned but they only come in kids sizes
imagine scout sitting on the floor between the kids aisles in number one shoe warehouse, calling for team mum medic and trying to keep it under control but u can sense the panic in their voice
reblogging here because this is a very important part of my life