walkingintochaos:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.

dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: pisces are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

slytherinpotionsprincess:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

the patriarchy

jewmingle:

DID HE DIE?? 

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

porpentine:

one of my favorite things is how people talk to themselves in tumblr tags, taking this space designed for metadata classification and using it as a form of parenthetical speech. those grey little tags feel so cozy, a whispered dimension to the flat communication of the net

silver-me-timbers:

  • Them resting together and talking to each other before falling asleep.  Bonus if one half gets the other to run their hand through their hair and down their back.
  • Forehead touching.
  • Stroking one’s head in that way where their hand lingers on their cheek or jaw, and giving them a soft smile.  
  • Slow, shy kissing that eventually just ends up being really calming and nice to both of them.
  • One person doing or talking about something they enjoy greatly whereas their partner just stares at them with a small smile and slight laugh because wow what a cutie their partner is.
  • Hugs around the waist from behind and nuzzling their neck while talking as casually as ever.
  • Forehead kisses.
  • Playful arguing that leads to playful, harmless elbows shoving into their sides while they laugh at each other and themselves.
  • Gazing up at the night sky while laying down on theirs and pointing out different stars and holding hands and shifting closer to one another.

brotoro:

film idea:
white girl with long brown hair is living in a dystopian society. she is different, though. she can punch things. she punches things and changes the world.