tenaciousbee:

this-disgusting-ribbon:

micdotcom:

Fans are taking ‘Where’s Gamora?’ into their own hands

As many frustrated fans have pointed out online, much of the official Guardians of the Galaxy merchandise leaves out Gamora, one of the movie’s five titular Guardians, played by Zoe Saldana. Though Gamora has an equal amount of screen time as her male colleagues, and Saldana is second-billed after Chris Pratt, Gamora is mysteriously absent in some egregious ways.

Unfortunately, this is nothing new

wow

Depressing shit man :/

#gotg

dallassalad:

image

now you have a transparent picture to drag to the inbox button to make it look like you have messages

this is the saddest thing i have ever seen

lastoneout:

plaidstreet:

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

image

THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

image

Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

image

who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

image

THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

image

WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

image

ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

image

ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

image

Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

image

image

image

image

Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

image

image

AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

image

HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

Oh man just wait until you see Spy Kids 4

oni-queen:

This is the best ending.

aseaofquotes:

Albert Goldbarth, “The Sciences Sing a Lullaby”

arythusa:

Hey guys! Just wanted to do one big post highlighting the amazing guest art in the Bleeding Heart Kickstarter mini-print pack!! These pieces are by Mallory Dyer and Dana Terrace!

These mini prints are illustrations for my short werewolf-ish, alchemy-punk comic, Bleeding Heart! You can pick up your own mini print pack by supporting the Bleeding Heart Kickstarter!!

Only FOUR MORE DAYS to go in the campaign! Woo!

Life is just chemicals. A drop here, a drip there, everything’s changed. A mere dribble of fermented juices and suddenly you’re going to live another few hours.
Guards!  Guards!, Terry Pratchett (via pyramidnights)    

grumpshipping:

let this be my legacy

whosdoing:

graphiteking:

the mercs go to number one shoe warehouse to update their loadouts. scout sees some heelys that would go really neat in a set they have planned but they only come in kids sizes

imagine scout sitting on the floor between the kids aisles in number one shoe warehouse, calling for team mum medic and trying to keep it under control but u can sense the panic in their voice

also

reblogging here because this is a very important part of my life

#tf2